Looking Out For Laser Cataract Surgery

By Scott West


You will need to look out for this just so you do not have to experience it. It is to ensure that you would not have to go through the crippling horror of waiting for it to happen. Because they will be poking all those sharp objects in your eyes and you really do not want that for you. People are squeamish about their eyes. So good luck on your Laser Cataract Surgery Beverly Hills.

Forget about worrying about all the knives and needles going into your brain via the passage through your eyes, you have to worry about the freaking laser now. And as if that was not terrifying enough, it has to apparently cut across your sclera to make it possible to see again because of that blasted cataract.

They will literally stick needles right into your eyeball, probably put ins some kind of medicine in there and maybe blow some air for them to have room to perform the REST of their freaking surgery. We do not know about you but that sounds like a great incentive to start taking care of our eyes from now on.

We are not saying that you should not be taking care of your ears just because they do not serve a greater cause than you freaking eyes, we are just trying to make a point. And our point is that you should really be taking better care of yourself if you still want to be a fully functioning human being by the time you are fifty.

Do you want to waste your time wiping the glass on those glasses carefully because the smudge on it when you put it on annoys you to your very core? Trust us when we say that it annoys the heck out of us too and we envy those people who have not resorted to glasses yet.

Lo and behold, the little shit got itself stuck right by our freaking tear ducts. Goddamn, it hurts not to say the F word whenever we have to recount that godforsaken event. Do you have any idea how it felt like to have that stupid shit in your eye? Did you know how long it took for us to get it out?

Because no matter how we nudged it with the pad of our finger, it was stuck in there. Oh, we got it out in the end, do not worry. We actually PINCHED it out using two fingers. Mind you, the eyeball is REALLY soft and squishy and OH MY GOD how have humans survive this long with how soft and squishy we actually are.

in other words, they will knock you out so you do not have to experience the whole thing live. Such angels, really. We would not be happy if we had to experience the whole thing while awake.

You need to be healthy. You have to stay healthy and relevant for the rest of your loved ones, friend. Do not let them down by coming down with an illness.




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